Barnyard News from Coconut Cream

Hi there folks! See my neat circular rubber feed dish? I love to lay in it cause it is black and warm in the sun! I think I’ll just settle down in it and take a nap.

Hey, you know what? I think this dish shrunk in the rain we had the other day. It seems a bit tight. But that’s okay—I’ll just lay here and eat a bit of  hay. I mean, isn’t this what people do in their easy chairs? Sit and eat, right? I’m sure that will make me fit better.

Hm. I’m not sure this is working. My hip is getting a little sore, and I think I have a crick in my neck. Weird how one day you can fit perfectly well in something, and the next, it’s way too small. How does that happen? Do people experience this too?

So I got up and tried the concrete riser, and lucky for me I got the coveted top spot, but then I slid off on my nose! I am POSITIVE somebody pushed me! Now who would do such a thing? I’m thinking maybe one of the two underneath, because they wanted my spot. That’s Josephine on the left, and Clint underneath. If you saw who did it, please let me know, because I just didn’t appreciate that at all!

Next time, I’m keeping my eye out. Meanwhile, do you think I need to go on a diet? I mean, do I look fat to you? Check out this booty—it’s nice, right?

Right?

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Pistol’s Having Trouble with Her Hat—Can You Help?

Here is Pistol Packin Mama, better known as “Pistol,” trying on a winter hat. Last winter was such a cold one here in Western Colorado that she is worried about her ears dipping in the water and then freezing off!

Though it’s warming up now, Pistol wants to prepare for next winter. She really liked this hat, but as you can see, she is distressed because the ear flaps are not long enough to cover her ears.  So she needs your help:

1.   Should she roll her ears up and then tie the string around her neck so they won’t fall back down?

2.   Should she tie her ears up on top of her head with one of those fashionable clips?

3.   Should she just keep looking for another hat with longer flaps?

If you have any suggestions for Pistol, just write them on the comment sheet for her.  She will appreciate your help. Pistol is the two-year-old daughter of Pistol Packin Pete and SVR1 Plum.

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Over the Mountains in a 34-Year Old Pickup in Search of New Blood for Our Herd

Our 1979 Dodge—looks good for it’s age, doesn’t it?

On Sunday, March 3rd, 2013, Gerald and I decided to take an exciting trip in his 1979 Dodge pickup power wagon, departing from our ranch in Palisade and hopeful that we would arrive at the EIEI Owe goat farm in Keenesburg, near Denver.

Yes, I said 1979 truck, over the Colorado mountains. Some may have called our idea “ill-advised,” but the vehicle was the perfect size for the job, and it was in good running condition, so we figured we were daring enough to risk it! We filled the back with fresh straw, because we were off to pick up an important package—a new 100% South African Boer buck.

Now, I said we were daring, but we aren’t stupid. Beside me on the seat was a folder with my Triple A information—card, maps, names, numbers and several addresses of Triple A garages in case we needed them. We had faith in “Old Blue,” as we call the pickup, but still, we knew that caution was warranted with a vehicle over 30 years old.

I also made lunches for both of us and took a cooler full of water, as well as umbrellas, jackets, boots and extra clothing that would sustain us in case we ended up spending more time in the mountains than we hoped. The weather forecast was not the best, reporting snow in the mountains and rain everywhere else. Still, we were too excited to wait any longer, so we started up the truck and set out on our journey.

It was a Sunday, which we thought would be a good travel day, but we found ourselves crawling up the mountains behind all the skiing traffic making their way back to Denver after a weekend of fun on the slopes. Silly us—we didn’t think that other people actually enjoyed spending their weekends sliding down mountains. Why do that, when you can adventure over the road in search of a goat? We were lucky though, and had left home at 9:00 a.m., so we didn’t hit the worst of the traffic that would happen later that afternoon—when, God willing, we would be going the opposite direction.

Turns out that we had the luck of the Irish with us. Old Blue got us to Keenesburg without a hitch. We arrived there at 2:00 p.m. in time to go goat shopping—one of our favorite pastimes. We were met by Scott Pruett, owner of the EIEI Owe farm. He was a very accommodating gentleman and treated us like his most important customers. While we got our feet underneath us after the long drive, he led us to his barn to see the bucks that he had for sale.

Turns out that our shopping would be short-lived, because the first one was by far the best. Scott brought out EIEI Balance of Power, a yearling buck out of Capriole’s Esquire. Our mouths dropped open when we saw this boy in person. He is an absolute beauty. We both knew we just had to make him our own—no question in our minds. See our picture of him on our buck page and you’ll see what we mean.

That decision made, we went out and looked at some of Scott’s young does and found a couple there that we wanted to bring home with us as well. Their story is on our up-and-coming doe page. By the time we were finished, we had pretty much filled the back of Old Blue with goats for the long trek home!

Traffic over Eisenhower pass backed up on the way to Denver—fortunately, by that time we were headed home.

We left Keenesburg at about 3:30 p.m., excited about our new purchases, but a little concerned over the next 250 miles we would be putting on our over 30-year-old vehicle. Wanting to take advantage of the daylight hours we had left, we started over the mountains without delay. Everything went well until we got to Vail Pass. As is often the case with that area of the Colorado mountains, it was snowing profusely all the way up one side and down the other. I think we held our breath the whole way! But after reaching Avon, the snow changed to rain and continued the rest of the way home. It’s still tiring driving in the rain, but at least we felt a little safer, knowing we wouldn’t be sliding off the side of the road with our precious load in the back.

When we finally drove up the driveway to our ranch in Palisade, we were thrilled. It was such a successful trip and we are so very happy with the new members of our Boer Goat Herd. They have adapted quickly to their new home and are settling in to do great things for our line. We were also so thankful that Old Blue did such a fine job. Turns out we didn’t have to use the Triple A folder after all, which means the oldies really are the goodies, aren’t they?

We send out a big thank you to Scott Pruett for his time and expertise in raising such quality animals, and invite our friends and fellow Boer enthusiasts to come and see them in person. We’re happy to show them off. And if you like, you can see Old Blue as well. He’s parked back in his normal spot, and ready for the next trip over the mountains.

With the Triple A folder in the glove box, of course.

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Miss Fluff’s Top 10 Secrets to Longevity

Born April 12, 1997, Miss Fluff Puff is a long-time resident of the Swan View Ranch. Come to think of it, she’s outlived all of the goats here!

They know it. We heard them whispering between snorts as they ate the other night. Seems the anti-aging craze hasn’t missed the barnyard. The goats, cows, horses, and even the chickens wanted to know—what’s the secret?

Miss Fluff Puff told us that there’s no silver bullet. A long life lived in good health is the result of much wisdom gained over the years. She was happy to share her secrets, however. After all, she would love to see the goats all live longer, happier lives.

Here they are—Miss Fluff Puff’s top 10 secrets to longevity. We thought they may be applicable to just about anyone hoping to extend their happy years on this planet.

  1. Get lots of rest. Take naps if you need to. The body needs rest to recover, repair, and recharge.
  2. Drink lots of water. Forget the sodas, lattes, and other sugar-laden beverages. Nothing cleanses the body like water, and if you’re drinking enough, you’ll never have stomach or kidney troubles.
  3. Spend just a small amount of time in the sunshine on hot days—not so much that you get burned, but enough to get your body producing the vitamin D you need. And enough to remind yourself that life is bright!
  4. Eat a fresh rabbit every week—not only is the protein good for you, you’ll get lots of exercise securing your meal.
  5. Stay away from potentially harmful foods like MICE—you never know where they’ve been.
  6. Be wary of strangers—keep a safe distance until you get to know them better. Trust only those whom you see regularly and who take time out of their busy schedules to care about how you’re doing.
  7. On most evenings, stay home where it’s warm and safe. The hills are full of loud-mouthed coyotes just waiting to gang up on you.
  8. Relax! Most of the things you worry about never come to pass. Take a nice bath, curl up on a soft surface, and purr.
  9. Find your purpose in life and stick with it, no matter the difficulties. Anyone can do something good once or twice. The great ones are those who commit themselves to daily service—rain, snow, or shine.
  10. Time spent in your loved one’s lap is irreplaceable—never allow this time to pass you by, and be sure to express your gratefulness.
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Give Me Some Lovin’, Baby

Check out our super cat nanny.

She is up all night tending babies and pregnant Mom’s—even giving up her bed to some of the little ones and going without sleep herself—so now and then she needs a little rest, relaxation, and singular attention. After all, she is 15 years old, and deserves to have a spot on Dad’s lap every now and then without anyone else interfering.

Here, you can see she’s taking up the entirety of the available real estate, making sure she is the only one in it and won’t have to share with one of the baby goats!

The sun was out and finally, after getting her exercise all over Gerald’s head, she went sound asleep. The baby goats could sleep on the ground for awhile, she figured.

Animals are very smart, you know. They understand when it’s necessary to carve some time out for themselves!

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Valentine’s Day at the Ranch: Love, Love Everywhere!

It’s Valentine’s Day, and we have been blessed with 17 beautiful babies so far. What better vision of love than a mom taking care of her newborn babies? This is Macy, here, with her brand new bucks out of Fritz. She’s living with Sergio Garcia and family not far from us, so we had to go check out the babies when they arrived.

Aren’t they gorgeous? This was taken shortly after Macy gave birth. You can see the new little ones haven’t even gotten ahold of their legs yet. But we were so pleased to see her taking such good care of them. She’s turned out to be a great little mom.

Back at the Swan View Ranch, our barn is teeming with new kids. Here’s one of our little does out of Tara. Gerald named her “Misu.” For those of you who don’t know, Gerald is Italian, and “tiramasu” is one of his favorite desserts. He figured with a mom named “Tara” (it’s close, right?), why not name the baby “Misu?” Okay, no one said we were rocket scientists around here! Anyway, Misu is a lot of fun to watch. She’s always bouncing around and she loves to have you hold her on your lap, but only for a short time as she is super active and has to get going again. She has mastered the wooden stumps, as you can see here, and is already eyeing the concrete riser. We’re sure she’ll be queen of that before long.

Misu’s brother’s name? Another super creative one. Remember the old song “Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay?” If you don’t, that’s all right. It was first introduced in Boston in 1891! So the mom is “Tara,” and son is…..ready for this? “Boom!” If she’d given birth to one more we would have had a “De-ay,” but no such luck.  (If you can’t get the song out of your head now, don’t blame us.)

Back to the story. Misu and Boom were our first babies out of our new buck Semi Load. We have six of his babies so far this year and are very pleased with what he has done. These little ones are broad-chested, stout, and sweet as can be. Talk about disposition! We’re really looking forward to having more next year. Semi is now a year old and is a big beautiful boy, so we’ll be putting him with a few more does next time around.

Pete has put out some beauties so far, too, and you can always tell which ones are his. Look at this sweetheart. She’s named after her father—Pistol Packin’ Peggy! But she’s the spitting image of daddy. Just look at the beefiness in her chest and legs. Plus we love that dark color Pete puts on his offspring. We can always count on him to make it easy on our first-time moms, as well. For some reason his babies are always just the right size to cause them no trouble, so they get to thinking that hey, this having babies stuff is not so hard!

Clark has also been busy as usual, and putting out some gorgeous kids. This fiesty boy we named “Blazer,” as he is out of Mercedes and we have to stay with the cars, here! But we picture him as the rock star of the group, as he seems to march to the tune of his own drummer. We’re actually surprised that he hasn’t pierced his ear yet, though we’re sure his parents wouldn’t approve.

What about our super cat nanny? Well as always, she’s on the job. She’s been watching over all the mamas as they prepared to give birth, and now, she’s put herself in charge once again of making sure everyone is towing the line! Don’t worry, though. She may talk tough, but she is an old softy. We caught her actually sharing her bed with one of the babies! Can you imagine a cat sharing her bed?

She’s also kind enough to share a lap as well, or a wooden stump, or whatever. (See more pictures of her on our Baby page.) Seems wherever she is there is one or more babies with her! She just loves them all, and is so happy this time of the year, like a regular mother hen. It’s her job to watch over the kids while their mamas have some time off to go eat and relax, and she takes it very seriously. She also watches over the mamas that haven’t had their babies yet. She wants to make sure everything goes well with them!

Many of our neighbors have been down to admire the babies and we do so appreciate them coming and watching over our little ones even if we aren’t here. This last weekend we had some neighbors with little grandchildren come, so Gerald took Stana out (named after the actress on ABC’s “Castle”—she’s just as pretty!) to let the the kids pet her. She is out of Bella and Semi and is a very loveable little girl. (She’s the one on the stump here in the picture.) She has the nicest hair, too. I wish I had a coat like hers when it’s damp and windy! She fell asleep in Gerald’s arms while the little ones were petting her. Disposition is a must on Swan View Ranch and our babies are all very loveable.

During the daytime we try to find at least a little while to sit up at the barn and just watch them all play. They bounce up and down like they’re legs are made of springs, toss and shake their heads, and run from one side of the pen to the other as if they’re all high on Red Bull. Yet these little ones need no caffeine to find the joy in life, and they inspire us to go back down to the house with smiles on our faces and love in our hearts.

Nighttime finds all 17 babies in their baby goat pen with the heat lamps on and everyone sound asleep. Note the super cat nanny in their midst. She’s singing a lullabye and wishing them all sweet dreams until the sun comes up again.


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